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Saturday, July 17th, 2010
9:26 am
Monday, June 14th, 2010
9:29 am
Hello again!
As all know I have a journal under 52weekcouchsurf. I need everyone on my friends list to help me out.

I need to get the word out about the journal. This is to branch out and extend my potential list of folk to crash with. Plus who knows? I might entertain the masses with my (mis)adventures couch surfing.

I am on my 5th week and nearing my first month of surfing and going strong. So at this point, I know I am fully committed to the project. By getting the word out, it fuels me to stay fully dedicated to this project.

So spread the word to people subscribing to the journal. I am also on Facebook as "Fiftytwo Weeksurf". I broke down and got a twitter account. It is under "52weekcouchsurf".

I'll be contacting folk soon to confirm the week I can invade your couch!


Monday, May 31st, 2010
4:21 pm
New blog to add to the friends list...

Hello folks.  Please add 52weekcouchsurf to your friends.

This is me... well... check out the journal.  This journals my next 52 weeks of being homeless.

Today is day 16.
Saturday, May 15th, 2010
7:07 pm
To encourage a friend, I attended the "USA's Pageant". Ladies and gentlemen, let the snark begin.

- Introductions were done from lovely ladies clad in red. Nothing like an introduction with a small tidbit of information. For example: I'm Suzie Q. Flatbush from Atlanta, home of the Braves! Was hoping for a lass from Clayton county was here for the sole purpose of the introduction to be, "I'm Chiquita Niftytwittleberg from Clayton County, Georgia. Home of a school system so inept we lost our accreditation! Learning is good!"

- Next, the reigning queens shared their favorite memories during their time as queen. Um. Oh boy. "I got to meet people and stuff. It was great." *facepalm*

- XXXXX's hobbies are shopping, hanging out with friends, and texting. 0.o

- All the while, Poker Face is blasting the groovy techno-pop groovitude. Just out of curiosity did anyone know that the song is about bisexuality and possibly prostitution (depending on the various interpretations Lady G claims it is about). I bet the contestant who likes to hold christian bible studies requested this one personally!

- I know my friend will win her category hands down. She looks stunning in her gown and dress. She moves with poise and grace. Her smile is beaming and charismatic. Ok... that and she is the only person in her category. YOU GO GIRL!!!

Btw... the pagent moms are really freaking me the fuck out.

And finally. I want to toss a few of these queens in the air. Not as a means for injury or an act of hatred or anger, but simply to see if the pointy crowns (tiaras) will stick into the ceiling and suspend the lasses in the air like the crazy glue commercials. OH NOZE!!! CEILING BEAUTY QUEEN IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE!!!

Woodchuck out.

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
8:52 pm
Ok friends within Atlanta... lemme know what ya think...
Hmmm... considering an interesting experiment considering my situation. I have one year of school left and I am facing being kicked out of my home. The scenario and rules are as follows:

Thinking about 1 year of couch surfing from 52 different friends. 52 different locations... 52 different people... can only stay for a week per location with no repeats. All I am allowed is what fits in a suitcase and a backpack. Must adhere to rules plus the rules of the temporary lodging. Payment of lodging is through chores/helping out. Food is from my own means. Question is, can I find 52 folk who will let me crash for 1 week each... and what kind of adventure will this turn out to be? And will this give me a chance to get to know my friends even better than I know them now?

So... care to be a part of the adventure?

Current Mood: Adventurous!
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
11:13 pm
I thought about it for a bit. It was like a blanket of greyness that simply hung overhead. No matter which direction I moved it followed. Like a puppy that just won't listen when you tell it to stay. Then it hit me. It was a ghost. Not a ghost of an individual, but instead a spirit of once was and what still can be. It was common sense.

It had this look that could best be described as "what in the hell happened?" Common sense was widespread, but now it was discarded like yesterday's trash. No one questions those who happen to beat their chest the loudest. No one questions the motives of those who try to push the agenda for what they call the "greater good" or the "silent majority".

It is as if we forgot to know how to check for truths and half truths. We forgot how to ask the "who, what, when, where, why, and how".

Here is a simple fact. A half truth is still a lie. Deception is not right regardless of the intent. The majority of us are ignorant and base our reality at face value of others who don't particularly care for a majority of us in the first place.

So what do we do?

Simple. Seek the truth. Put party affiliations and preconceived notions aside and simply seek the truth. Seek it from different sources. Know that a person who protests usually haven't a clue to what they are upset about. This person is a lemming. A sheep. Cattle. Moo-baa-squeak.

Hmm... I must think about this more, get off my ass, then do something. And it has to be good.

I do believe a plot is hatching within my noggin.
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
8:54 am

Current Mood: amused
Monday, February 15th, 2010
8:28 am
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
11:37 pm
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
8:49 am
Thylakoid! When 2 cell membranes just aren't enough!

Current Mood: calm
Saturday, January 30th, 2010
2:16 pm
I'm ill right now. But I did something to make the day a little bit brighter.

I got my mom and her SO Jimmy tickets to see BB King next weekend at the Fox.

I am a good son.

Current Mood: Sick but good
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
8:52 am
Death Metal Rooster

Current Mood: METAL!!!!!
Monday, January 25th, 2010
7:46 am
Quick post...
For the folks who know me, I have a request. I need this for a project in school. In a paragraph, short or long, and in blunt honesty, I ask this:

What impression do I make?

Comments will be screened to enhance bluntness and honesty.


Current Mood: good
Saturday, January 16th, 2010
12:10 am

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, January 14th, 2010
10:47 pm
KSU Radio...
Hello all!

I'm back on the internet at KSU Radio. 11pm Thursdays until 1am!

Find it at: www.ksuradio.com

You can listen manually by opening the URL "http://www.live365.com/play/339019?" in any media player of choice.

Current Mood: happy
Saturday, January 9th, 2010
4:08 am
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
8:22 am
Nothing like sitting in a Dunkin Donuts munching on a nom-nom while waiting to get on campus to see the shrink. Yes kiddies, Fwod is a nutjob. Start the morning with ibuprofin and adderal is such a lovely combo. So I'd thought I'd grab breakfast before my 9am appointment.

It hit me this place is a conucopia of interesting faces, flowing in and out like the tide of the first meal of the day. The young, the not so young, black, white, and all shades inbetween swinging by the place to be for your donut needs.

And this is when the adderal kicks in. The wave of energy hits me like a wave on the beach, telling me the plane has leveled at 30,000 feet and my mind is now free to wander about the cabin. Just please don't step outside to take a stroll, the first step will get you every time. Or it could be I could get sucked into the intake of the engines that keep me moving ever forward.

There's a part of me that wants to do my best Hunter S. Thompson impersonation with a Fear and Loathing in Duncan Donuts, where all of a sudden the skies are filled with bats. Little known fact that bats love their donuts. I look to the geek beside me typing away on his laptop oblivious to the winged pastry assault. I decided to remain calm for his sake as I am relatively certain the flapping noise coming from the eclairs will surely send the poor bastard over the edge.

Maybe it is the sugar talking through my fingers after the third donut, but dammit to hell if I swear that those bats strangely starting to look like James Woods. Yup. James Woods bats have invaded the local Duncan Donuts. Funny. You never see this behavior at a Krispy Kreme.

Current Mood: WIRED!!!
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
5:42 pm
Force Choking the Chicken

Current Mood: amused
10:15 am
Dunno what I did, but I'm very ouchie. Ouchie to the point where it interrupts my sleep. I must have pinched a nerve somewhere. Unless I lay down, propped up in a specific manner, my left arm hurts in a dulling pain while the tips of my fingers on the same left side gets a tingly numbing sensation.

My left deltoid might have a hand in this, but it seems the trapezius seems to be the main culprit in this mysterious pain. This due to the tighening feeling when I lower my chin towards my chest as I tilt my neck forward. More than anything, I need a good massage in that area (happy ending comments will be deleted). The muscle seems knotted. I feel it pop and grind when I rotate my shoulder while applying pressure (not a lot, just enough to feel the muscle move).

Outside of that, school starts on thursday. Extended forecast says the high will be 41, low 23. 30% chance of rain/snow showers.

Science factoid: For temperature, the Kelvin scale is based off of absolute zero (0 degrees Kelvin), while Celsius is based off of the freezing point of water (0 degrees Celsius). With those in mind, what is Fahrenheit based off of? 0 degrees fahrenheit is the temperature where salt water freezes.

Current Mood: okay
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
12:51 am
And a post...
Well, this is where I mention something about the past year, the highs, lows, ups, downs, side to sides, diagonals, derivatives and anti-derivatives. Bah. If you need a sum of it, ok. Here's the short version.

Happiness, sadness, death, life, beginnings, endings, continuations, breaks, steps forward, steps back. New meds, new classes, new goals, new hope. Old baggage, old fears, old habits, old patterns. I still don't look my age, I sure as hell don't act it. I take less shit from others than before, but I am struggling to keep from being angry or bitter. I'm no longer engaged, but we're still friends as she is an important figure in my life. School is my relationship now. School is my main focus. I am getting reacquainted to old friends, and finally getting my ass in gear with projects I always wanted to do. No one will open the door, so I am taking a brick and opening a window.

I am still me. I deserve to be happy. I have the will to succeed. I will be a teacher. I will enjoy life. No drama, no bs, no excuses.

So here I am. I will be 40 in 179 days. Forever forward.


Current Mood: good
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